About

Hi, I’m Amanda.  (That’s my a*shole boyfriend and best friend on the right  in case there’s any confusion). On this particular evening out as adults (a rarity in our chaotic – smelly – kid filled lives) we spent the evening telling people we were brother and sister. Than proceeding to act in-appropriate for family relations. Just a little taste of what my life (and this blog) will contain.

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I was born in 1982 –  in Rochester, New York.  I have three undomesticated and barely house broken kids. My oldest is nearly thirteen, my middle is eight years old and Ms.Sassy Pants is six-years old. Lest us not forget my two dogs and ten year old bitchey cat.

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My eight year old was diagnosed with ADHD and Oppositional Defiance Disorder when he was six-years old and my daughter is legally blind in her left eye. Sometimes I blog about the aforementioned, but most of the time I don’t. I am near the end of a divorce – so I do bitch about that life experience. For the most part I’m just lazy and write whatever sparks my interest at that given moment.

I am a stay at home mama, photographer ( Evermore Keepsakes ) and I do all the shit paper work for my boyfriend’s construction company.

I created this blog to join up with some dear friends on their own blogging journey  – Divine Secrets of the Blah Blah Bloggerhood. I am confident that you will find some posts distasteful and the language highly inappropriate. I am also confident as my mother reads through my blog she is repeatedly mouthing “Oh my God.”

Below is a nearly daily reaction from my thirteen year old in regards to my eccentric parenting skills. Enjoy!

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F.A.Q

Q: Vodka Infused Cupcakes?

A: No shit. I like cupcakes and vodka. Too boot I’m too lazy to properly name my blog. Vodka Cupcake Recipe 

Q: You curse A LOT!?

A: It’s the Roman’s fault -Read-> Lets Play Hide & Go Fuck Yourself

Q: What kind of camera do you use?

A: Most of the time I’m lazy and use my LG G2. But, if inspired I’ll use my Nikon D5200 with a 55-300 VR lens.

Q: Who the hell is who in this life story?

A: I have nickname for everyone. Not to protect their identity, but because I find naming people to be a snarky approach to stress-relief.

  • Me, myself & I (the neurotic author) = Amanda or Bitch-face
  • My boyfriend = Daddy P. or Asshole
  • My Oldest Boy = The Oldest or VeeJay (do ask .. I’ll share that story at some point)
  • My Middle Boy = Mid-tone or Genius
  • My Youngest = Princess Pissey Pants
  • The Ex = Donkey

 

Find Me

www: Evermore Keepsakes

Fanpage: Evermore Keepsakes

Manda

 

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